1) You Still Use Your Daddy’s Credit Card.

Why try financial independence when online shopping, Fraternity formals, Big Al’s pitchers and Key West are calling your name?

2) Your Parents Might Not Be, but You’re Definitely Voting Liberal this Election.

If only Grandpa could understand “Feeling the Bern.”

3) You Can’t Live Without Your Coffee.

While many students indulge in the liquid luxury of Starbucks, Dunkin’ or Peete’s, caffeine comes in many forms and it’s an acquired taste.

4) You are Always Sleeping Around.

I mean, it’s a great way to meet new people?

5) 90% of Your Freshman Hall came from NOVA.

“WHERE ARE YOU FROM?” “NOVA!” – probably the most common overheard conversation the entire first semester.